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The Institute Avaroid is engaged in research into human greed. We are looking for patients to undergo experimental treatment for the expulsion of transdimensional parasites.
The first treatment will take place on Friday 19th may at 8pm, at the opening of the exhibition `Closed Universe (Part II)´.
If you are interested in becoming a patient, please contact us at email@example.com.